Product Characteristic

This is a Product Characteristics that i have found from a "China Made - Kinetic Powered Torch Light"

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. it can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2. No need any power no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. comparing with common torch,it can be several times on lift.

3. Con stanly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation,so as to let your hands relax and brain clever,hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.

WHAT ON EARTH !!

Maybe I can try to correct this a bit and point out the errors. =X

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. it can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.
Comments and CORRECTIONS:
What on earth do they need to say NEW SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY when its just a simple gear driven, simple minded technology engineering?!! More of all, it repeated NEW SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY twice in a sentence that doesn't consist of more then 20 words. =x

Utterly hilarious. "IT CAN ILLUMINATE ONLY PLACING IT IN RHYTHM." What that means!!!!! I figured it out that they MIGHT be trying very hard to say, Lights will only illuminate if you constantly exert force, "timingly", on the pulling mechanism of the torch.

2. no need any power no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. comparing with common torch,it can be several times on lift.
Comments and CORRECTIONS:
NO NEED ANY POWER NO ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION, WHAT ENGLISH IS THIS !! Can't they simply put it as, doesn't require any power which in hand promotes environmental friendliness. (Use "kind" words in a marketing description and characteristic!!).

Spacing Error!!

Low Noise and Health. What are they trying to mean !!! Low noise contributing to the healthy being of the user? *Faints*


What is "Comparing with common torch,it can be several times on lift?"
I'm sorry, i seriously have no idea what they are trying to say. *laughs*

3. Con stanly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation,so as to let your hands relax and brain clever,hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.
Comments and CORRECTIONS:
Spacing ERROR > Con stanlty
What does this mean !! > > Constantly using this health torch, ..... It's not a HEALTH TORCH in the first place to speak with !!!
IT CAN BENEFIT TO YOUR PALM, ARM AND SHOULDER STRETCHING AND BLOOD CIRCULATION. Yeah right man, its just a kinetic torch for sake !! And yeah, by typing this blog out, it REALLY helps to circulates my blood with better efficiency.
SO AS TO LET YOUR HANDS RELAX AND BRAIN CLEVER, *hilarious*, how to relax your hands when you're constantly trying to keep the light on by pressing and squeezing the torch!! BRAIN CLEVER??? What is that? More "brainier"?
HAND AND BRAIN COOR DINATE AND PROMOTE YOUR BRAIN MEMORY AND HEALTH COMPOSTION. Okay, NOW LOOK! how does constantly pressing on a kinetic torch promotes brain coordination when it's only utilize one side of your hand. I think it will Degenerate your brain instead. And what does the torch got to do with promoting BRAIN MEMORY !! It's not a noble prize winning product okay !! How on earth it promotes brain memory !!!! My Goodness.